yourplayersaidwhat:

So one of the PC’s (the cleric’s) parents run a library. The party needs to do some research so said PC suggested we stop by her town, which was close by. Her father tends to be overprotective

Cleric: Dad! Welcome home!
Cleric’s Father: Hey sweetheart! When did you get here?
C: A bit earlier, while you were out running errands. Me and my friends are doing some research.
CF: Friends? Oh, are they the ones you’ve been traveling with?
C: Yeah! They’re out and about in the library. Mom invited them to stay the night in the living area so they don’t have to pay for an inn-

At this point, the cleric and her dad make it to the living area, where one of her party members are reading.

Cleric: That’s-
CF: *Pulls out a dagger and throws it at the fighter*
Fighter: *Deflects it with own dagger*
C: DAD!!! You can’t just randomly THROW DAGGERS AT PEOPLE WHEN YOU FIRST MEET THEM! I can’t believe you STILL do that!
CF: Nice deflect.
Fighter: Thanks…?
C: Don’t ignore me!
CF: Sweetheart, I just want to make sure your friends are strong enough to protect you.
C: I don’t need protection.
CF: I know you don’t, dear, but you sure don’t need dead weight traveling with you either!
C: Please don’t throw anymore knives at my friends.
CF: Mmhm. Where are the rest of your friends, by the way?
C: …mom! Dad is throwing knives at people again!

miasimiagoria:

inktheblot:

the true plot twist of gravity falls is that stanley is the smart twin and ford is the biggest dumbass in 52 dimensions

Stan: I’ve run a very successful business for thirty years while rebuilding a portal with one third of the blueprints and no help from a demon.

Ford: It says not to summon him but he called me smart so he can’t be that evil

(via junkirat)